It is no different than providing customer service in the brick & mortar world. Give a shit. Test your processes. Don't be greedy. Put data collection behind customer experience, not in front of it, morons.
Doing Support A** Backwards
If I buy a piece of hardware from you, I shouldn't have to give you my first born to turn it on and use it. I shouldn't even have to create an account. I own the damn hardware. Get the user using your shit-bag device, show them the basics if you can, explain that much more is available with an account. SIMPLE.
I Don't Want An Account, Dumb, Dumb
Stop making me create accounts I don't need, will never use, and you "MAY" bill me for later. Also, STOP CHARGING FOR SERVICES THAT ARE NOT BEING USED!
It's really simple, you greed-driven boneheads. Stop letting investors make the decisions. Stop releasing products that are not finished. Stop creating products that have no infrastructure. Stop. Just fkcuing stop, please.
User accounts are necessary for many reasons, but they should not be the primary reason. DATA COLLECTION SHOULD NOT BE YOUR PRIMARY REASON ASSHOLE.
Learn about morals & ethics. Use your shitty product before selling it to the masses, dickhead. Consider it. Thanks. 😎

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