Did you get water in the lungs level almost drowned? How many times?

Me? Three times. The worst time...I think I was eight.

At a pond in upstate NY, didn't even know my dad could swim.

Ran off the dock full speed, did a cannonball. Got tired out there. Went under a few times.

Next thing I know I hear dad saying "I got you. I got you."

If you or someone you know is in a Ryder truck this evening, and they want to show me how tough they are, I'll be at the same spot midnight tonight.

No weapons on me. No cameras. No protection.

Put one fingertip on me...or an innocent animal or person...and I will end you legally.

Depending on how long it takes, I may also start going after the rest of your family, legally.

Ask the FBI, CIA, or whomever you're afraid of. Thanks.

Keep being great and doing stupid illegal things, America.